Monday, 28 December 2015

Alternate Character Themes - STAR WARS EDITION



Brad

Characters have their own theme tunes when they appear on screen

Either a leitmotif or a full theme tune for that character


You can see my previous post about it HERE

So I thought I would come up with alternate theme tunes for Star Wars Characters


WARNING - 
THERE WILL BE FORCE AWAKENS SPOILERS IN HERE

I'll put a spoiler warning before the Force Awakens section for you

So come with me on a musical journey...


The Prequels


Jar Jar Binks - Don't Hate Me


We start off with everyones most hated character

I just think he's misunderstood though :D


Shmi Skywalker - Mr Sandman


Sand gets everywhere, especially with the sand people

Unfortunately Shmi met her demise at the bantha sticks of these people

Qui Gon Jinn - Man! I Feel Like A Woman


It's not the long hair

It's the fact that he loves speaking into a womans gilette shaver

Anakin + Padmé - I Think We're Alone Now


Their love is forbidden because Jedi's cannot love

So they go off to Naboo where they visit Padmé's family hoping they won't tattle to the Republic

Original Trilogy

Uncle Owen + Aunt Beru - Burning Down the House


Luke arrives at his homestead after discovering about his father being a great Jedi to find his Aunt + Uncle burnt to a crisp

Yes I have a dark sense of humour

Emperor Palpatine - Danger, High Voltage


Palpatine first showed off his electrical powers in Revenge of the Sith, but I thought it fit better here with him torturing Luke in Return of the Jedi

Darth Vader - Cats in the Cradle


Vader still loves his son Luke but in the only way he can. Palpatine is trying to turn him to the Darkside

Vader finally saw the Light,  "When you comin' home dad?," he asks. "I don't know when, but we'll get together then son. You know we'll have a good time then."




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Okay people now we're getting in to SPOILER territory

SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FORCE AWAKENS TURN BACK NOW

SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA GO DEEP INTO SPOILERS









FINAL SPOILER WARNING!!!!








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The Force Awakens

BB-8 - You Spin Me Round


Because he's always spinning, see?

I love BB-8, such a cute funny little droid :D


Finn - Killing In The Name Of


"FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

FN-2187 on his very first mission defies his programming, as he won't shoot the innocent people of Jakku


He frees Poe Dameron who in turn helps him escape

Luke Skywalker - Obey The Beard


Luke spends the time between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens in solitude

What a perfect time to Grow a Beard

Kylo Ren - Torn


Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see
The perfect sky is torn
You're a little late, I'm already torn



Han is a little late in showing up and The Perfect Sky is Torn, with the Starkiller base absorbing the sun to power up it's weapon

Han Solo - Say What You Want


"And when I get that feeling" - Han's got a bad feeling about this

"I've said goodnight
Try to sleep tight
Ah just dream of me
Go close your eyes
Cause I've closed mine
The sun will shine from time to time
Oh, when you dream of me, yeah"


The WHOLE of the song matches Han's feelings on the subject of his son though

Oh god, I'm so sorry ;_;

It's still raw in our hearts


General Leia - Professional Widow


Professional because she a General and Wid...

I'm so sorry ;_;

Oh god the feels ;_;


I'll leave you with at least a little Rey of hope

Rey (Skywalker?) - Ray Of Light


Pretty self explanatory

And we end on a high note just like the film



So what alternate song would YOU give a character?

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